Dad Terms & Conditions

No-one ever reads the terms & conditions of anything anymore… And we have no idea what we’re signing up to… Being a dad is no different!!! It’s just like reading Terms & Conditions, you have no idea what you’re signing up to but you still just click “I Agree” …

Until now!!

Introducing the Dad Terms & Conditions

Dad T&C Hi res



    • Al Ferguson 1 June, 2015 / 6:55 am

      Cheers buddy! :)

    • Al Ferguson 1 June, 2015 / 6:54 am

      Thank you. I know, only too true!

  1. Nomita | Ebabee 2 June, 2015 / 2:24 pm

    This is funny and entirely true! Just discovered your site – not sure how I didn’t come across it before. I’ve so enjoyed looking around – great to get more of a male perspective which can be a bit rare int he blogging world.

    • Al Ferguson 2 June, 2015 / 7:12 pm

      Thanks so much! You’re welcome any time! :)

  2. Harry's Honest Mummy 2 June, 2015 / 8:05 pm

    When I got to the bit about “giving up the rights to a lie-in, conversations about anything other than babies, sex, and a clean car” I couldn’t see for the tears of laughter. This is genius! Great post. #TwinklyTuesday

    • Al Ferguson 2 June, 2015 / 8:49 pm

      Ah! Thank you! Pleased it’s providing some good entertainment!

  3. Chlo 4 June, 2015 / 7:17 am

    This is brilliant. I hate to admit that this is so true. I’m ummming & ahhhing about showing this to my other half. He’ll find it so funny & relatable, but then he’ll be onto us mums as well haha. x

  4. John Adams 6 June, 2015 / 6:49 am

    Good grief, I’m glad to say I read through that list and regularly break every T&C. That’s just the type of guy I am!

  5. Claire - Unfiltered Mama 6 June, 2015 / 8:26 am

    I need to print this up for my husband so he’ll realize that 90% of his spare time being voided was part of what he signed up for! :) This is great!!

  6. Hannah Atkinson 6 June, 2015 / 10:10 am

    Very funny. A bit close to the bone in places! How did ‘Mum’ take it?!

  7. Lianne @ one of each kind 6 June, 2015 / 10:41 am

    Hilarious post :) very accurate I think, although I wouldn’t bother with the decline button as there isn’t really an option to decline. Thank you for hosting #Bigfatlinky

  8. Elizabeth (Wander Mum) 6 June, 2015 / 12:47 pm

    Great Al! Very funny. Will have to get my hubby to sign this. And yes, always keep the receipt! #bigfatlinky xx

  9. Modern Dad Pages 6 June, 2015 / 2:43 pm

    Sounds about right! :) It’s a life time agreement! Thanks for hosting #bigfatlinky

  10. Mrs Tubbs 6 June, 2015 / 7:42 pm

    Rev T knows what you mean about hanging round playgrounds etc as he was a stay at home dad! Made him so cross!

    Made me snort coffee whilst reading, always the sign of a really funny post! #bigfatlinky

  11. A Cornish Mum 6 June, 2015 / 7:50 pm

    Ha love it! Cheeky but funny ;) Guessing Jen didn’t moderate you this time!

    Stevie #bigfatlinky :)

  12. Silly Mummy 6 June, 2015 / 7:59 pm

    How could you?! The terms & conditions are supposed to be very well hidden, in a basement, guarded by a lion – not out in the world for everyone to know what they are agreeing to! #bigfatlinky

  13. Mummy Fever 6 June, 2015 / 8:06 pm

    Hmmm this doesn’t really apply in our house but now I know that these are the rules I will pass them on #bigfatlinky

  14. Alexandra Hurton 6 June, 2015 / 8:19 pm

    The refund policy part is my favourite. Such a cheeky thing to read! #BigFatLinky

  15. Nicola B 6 June, 2015 / 9:37 pm

    This is excellent, love the layout and it’s a great read. If I had a significant other I’d definitely share it with him and I bet most, if not all, men will identify with this. #BigFatLinky

  16. Lucy at Occupation:(m)other 6 June, 2015 / 9:39 pm

    Very clever post. ‘I see you dressed the children today’ particularly resonates…I’m always baffled by my husband’s choice of clothes for our boy – at 3 months he went through a ‘let’s dress him like the russian mafia phase’. Um, what!!?? #bigfatlinky

  17. Becky, Cuddle Fairy 6 June, 2015 / 10:34 pm

    Hahaha we definitely need a mum version of this!! I laughed at the collecting information that could be used in the future lol Thanks so much for hosting #bigfatlinky

  18. Justin Wallace 6 June, 2015 / 11:50 pm

    About halfway through I had to take a break. I couldn’t see any longer because I had tears of laughter blocking my vision. You put a lot of work into that agreement, and it is equal parts scarily accurate and wonderfully funny. Well played good sir, well played.

  19. Kelly 7 June, 2015 / 4:25 am

    Ohh come on! Us Mums aren’t that strict…are we? I read this and laughed, and then went, shit….it’s all true. Great post :) #bigfatlinky

  20. Mike Smith | Sunshine Dad 7 June, 2015 / 7:34 pm

    Ha. That’s pretty funny. I of course try to fight against these T&C on a daily basis with varying degrees of success. Good stuff!

    • Al Ferguson 7 June, 2015 / 7:35 pm

      Any success is pretty good going mate!

  21. Kelly Edwards 7 June, 2015 / 9:26 pm

    Haha, I should have got my other half to sign up to these! Great idea. :o) #bigfatlinky

  22. Natasha 7 June, 2015 / 11:09 pm

    haha brilliant! so funny and so true. I especially love the email address at the end ;-) #bigfatlinky

  23. Dawn of the Dad 9 June, 2015 / 10:26 am


    Cutting through the legal mumbo jumbo,

    “Your screwed! Have a nice day”

  24. Anna busby 9 June, 2015 / 10:42 am

    i love this ! so true! Genuinely think this should be made a legal requirement !! lol ! :)

  25. Domesticated Momster 9 June, 2015 / 9:39 pm

    That is funny stuff right there. Great idea for a post! Thanks for hosting :)

  26. asif 5 August, 2016 / 11:46 am

    I can so resonate with this… no wonder my wife and kids call me “money bags!”

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